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Description: A shirt for discerning investigators who don't have the sharpest nose for mystery, but certainly know how to catch the scent of stanky red herring.

Description: Show that you're a proud supporter of the hard-hitting metaphysical journal: Scholarly Inquiry into Sciences, Theosophical Research, and Uncanny Mysteries aka SISTRUM. Featuring the ancient Egyptian women’s ritual instrument associated with the goddess Bastet, and the journal's logo. Discover more at cthulhumystery.com

Description: Awoooo! Show the minions of Glampire that you mean business, baby! You’re rolling with The Lightning Dogs! LIGHTNINGDOGS.COM

Description: K8 Richie was just an artsy teen trapped in a suburban hellscape, until one day everything changed. Wear K8's tag and confirm her existence in the continuum.

Description: A shirt for discerning investigators who don't have the sharpest nose for mystery, but certainly know how to catch the scent of stanky red herring.

Description: Show that you're a proud supporter of the hard-hitting metaphysical journal: Scholarly Inquiry into Sciences, Theosophical Research, and Uncanny Mysteries aka SISTRUM. Featuring the ancient Egyptian women’s ritual instrument associated with the goddess Bastet, and the journal's logo. Discover more at cthulhumystery.com

Description: A shirt for discerning investigators who don't have the sharpest nose for mystery, but certainly know how to catch the scent of stanky red herring.

Description: Commemorating their 2013 world tour of the premiere ectoplasmic entertainers. Show your love of these positively-charged performers with this high-performance, slime-resistant outerwear*. Design by @joeeatszombie on Instagram *The management cannot verify that the product is in fact high-performance, nor slime resistant.

Description: Just because he’s a hateful, fireball-hurling half-demon doesn’t mean Jen’Ifer isn’t a good role model. Don’t do drugs, kids… and stay in school. Art by Tony Baldini.

Description: The Goliath shaman who summons spirits, wields the wind itself, and compulsively introduces himself. Is this good shirt? Da, is good shirt. …I am Vimak. Art by Tony Baldini.

Description: The lovable scamp who’s always quick to let his dagger do the talking. Let’s see them try to acrobatics out of the way of this. Art by Tony Baldini.

Description: No need to hoist the mainsail or hang anything from the yardarm to unleash your inner pirate queen. A t-shirt for anyone with a penchant for getting stabby on the Several Seas. Art by Tony Baldini.

Description: If you’re on a never-ending quest for glamour, glitter, fashion, and fame then Jamela Dalla Egberte the 3rd, Mistress of the Steam Tunnels must be your name. Art by Tony Baldini.

Description: He’s totally nude, covered in filth, and used to be a dining room chair. Yes, it’s Chair and he wears his wooden lineage with pride. Now you can get wood too. Art by Tony Baldini.

Description: Be NSFW on the downlow! This shirt sport the emblem of the enchanted beast that brings forth intense desires, from the classic Dungeons & Doritos quest.

Description: When in doubt… flee! Featuring cartoony art of the Dungeons & Doritos party as featured in the episode "Run Away!" DUNGEONSANDDORITOS.COM

Description: Commemorating their 2013 world tour of the premiere ectoplasmic entertainers. Show your love of these positively-charged performers with this high-performance, slime-resistant outerwear*. Design by @joeeatszombie on Instagram *The management cannot verify that the product is in fact high-performance, nor slime resistant.

Description: Tired of the “cool kids” trying to convince you or your friends that being a werewolf, vampire, or lagoon goon is “totally rad”? There’s only one answer to those creeps: just say, “NO FANGS!” *Rep America’s #1 social outreach organization for transformation prevention. *Show Twilight fans the errors of their ways *Art by Tony Baldini

Description: Be a master of ancient fishticuffs and bring some glub to the club when you strut it in this aquatic mash-up apparel from Nerdy Show! Art by Cap Blackard