Shorts

Description: Show that you're a proud supporter of the hard-hitting metaphysical journal: Scholarly Inquiry into Sciences, Theosophical Research, and Uncanny Mysteries aka SISTRUM. Featuring the ancient Egyptian women’s ritual instrument associated with the goddess Bastet, and the journal's logo. Discover more at cthulhumystery.com

Description: Show that you're a proud supporter of the hard-hitting metaphysical journal: Scholarly Inquiry into Sciences, Theosophical Research, and Uncanny Mysteries aka SISTRUM. Featuring the ancient Egyptian women’s ritual instrument associated with the goddess Bastet, and the journal's logo. Discover more at cthulhumystery.com

Description: A shirt for discerning investigators who don't have the sharpest nose for mystery, but certainly know how to catch the scent of stanky red herring.

Description: Just because he’s a hateful, fireball-hurling half-demon doesn’t mean Jen’Ifer isn’t a good role model. Don’t do drugs, kids… and stay in school. Art by Tony Baldini.

Description: The Goliath shaman who summons spirits, wields the wind itself, and compulsively introduces himself. Is this good shirt? Da, is good shirt. …I am Vimak. Art by Tony Baldini.

Description: No need to hoist the mainsail or hang anything from the yardarm to unleash your inner pirate queen. A t-shirt for anyone with a penchant for getting stabby on the Several Seas. Art by Tony Baldini.

Description: He’s totally nude, covered in filth, and used to be a dining room chair. Yes, it’s Chair and he wears his wooden lineage with pride. Now you can get wood too. Art by Tony Baldini.

Description: Tired of the “cool kids” trying to convince you or your friends that being a werewolf, vampire, or lagoon goon is “totally rad”? There’s only one answer to those creeps: just say, “NO FANGS!” *Rep America’s #1 social outreach organization for transformation prevention. *Show Twilight fans the errors of their ways *Art by Tony Baldini